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 * @author: Amos Chan                       *
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public class AnonamosEntries extends Blog {
  public void blog_20040202() {
  System.out.println("
 
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 1:10 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20040115() {
  System.out.println("
 
So let me get this straight now...
The Lakers get demolished by the Nuggets when Kobe is playing... but beat the Nuggets when he is not?

I want him on my team!
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 2:11 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20031218() {
  System.out.println("
 


Me too!
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 5:34 PM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20031213() {
  System.out.println("
 
*Shaq is on the bench, leaving Lakers with - sadly - only TWO Hall Of Famers on the court.*

Announcer: "Looks like Kobe's going to try to do it himself..."

*clunk*

"Howard with the rebound"


Classic!
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 11:19 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20031206() {
  System.out.println("
 
YES, I'm still alive. And yes, Lakers still suck.
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 11:07 PM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030815() {
  System.out.println("
 
JUST KNOW, while you're reading my BLOG... you could be doing your devotions instead.

Oh the guilt!
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 3:37 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030813() {
  System.out.println("
 
It's come to my attention that certain people don't think my vocabulary is broad enough. Thus, from now on, I will here-and-there add a couple of "big words" which will be highlighted in black and linked to its meaning, if you just so happen to not know its meaning.

***

Title of today's blog: Jagged PROfits

Well, my boy G-Sauce holla'd at me at the beginning of summer and said that he and J-Heaven got the hook up for a deal. OK, i'll stop being such a tomfool... Gavin called me a couple weeks ago telling me that Jagged PRO. was going to be making 300 CD's for a wedding. $$CHA-CHING$$

Usually, when Gavin or Jarret say "we," they mean "you, Amos." Nonetheless, I was excited, not to mention elated and exhilarated. But once I got started, I quickly realized that this would be hard-earned money... and that my graphic designing skills are in dire need of being schooled. All that was given to us was a Memorex CD which contained the set of songs that were expected to be on the CD. We were supposed to come up with the designs for the front cover, back cover, as well as the cd label. After about an hour of complaining and procastination, all the designs only actually took about 45 minutes. However, that was the easy part. After finishing the designs, I called up Jarret and Gavin and we arranged a day that they would come to my house, and we'd burn and print all 300 of the CD's. We established that we would meet up two days later at 9 AM and I culminated the phone conversation by saying "Gavin, please don't forget the printer."

Two days later, I wake up at 8:45 to get ready before they arrive. I went to bed at about 3:30 the night before, so to me, that was early. I rushed, because I was falling behind schedule. It was 9 already, and I was still wearing my pajamas, and my hair wasn't gelled yet.

At 11 AM, I realized that they would be late.

I decided to give Gavin a call. "Yo Gavin, where the hell you at?"

"We're almost there, we'll be there in... an hour."

You're not almost there. If you're almost there, you'll be there in 10 minutes. If you'll be there in an hour, that means you haven't even started coming.

"Alright cool, no problem man... take your time."

When they finally arrived, we turned the TV on and put some VCD's (The Notic 2, And1 Mixtapes Vol. 1-6 ... Holla at me if interested, you know?) into the DVD player to have something to watch and to keep us busy while we're burning CD's and printing labels.

First thing's first, we had to set up the printer.

"Yo Gavin, pass me the printer." He hands me the printer, "Is that it? 'Cause we need the cable to hook the printer up to the computer."

"GUY! Oh [flip], I forgot the mother[flipping] cable, [flip]!"

"Could you stop swearing in the Pastor's house?!" Jarret says, "and go home and get the damn cable now."

Gavin got back at about 3 PM and we finally got started with the printing. Even up until then, we hadn't lost our hopes... we still had plans on printing atleast 100 copies or so that day. However, as we were printing the 6th or 7th label, the ink ran out. The ink cartridge cost about $50 and it ran out after printing 6 labels... at that rate, it would cost us $4950 to get the job done.

"[flip], we're [flip]ed."

We decided to bring it to a print shop, and let them do all the printing instead. It would be much faster that way and obviously, cheaper.

The wedding is August 15th and we got our paycheck earlier this week. As Gavin would say, "we [flip]ed up and lost a lot of money." We had a lot of unnecessary expenses which we'll definately remember for the second time around.

The guy gave us $900. Our expenses were $813.41. We're left with $86.59... and we gotta divide that by 3.

(This blog is too long, isn't it..?)
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  //::: posted by Amos at 4:08 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030808() {
  System.out.println("
 
I'm not even gonna brag about the new layout... cuz if anyone knows how to use brushes... then they know how elementary this was..

Anyhow, my blog is back and I'll see if I can update it again soon, peace.

(Hopefully I'll get more visitors now, since people don't have to see my face everytime they hit my page.)
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 6:19 PM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030723() {
  System.out.println("
 
My brother is tutoring me tommorow.

It takes a true man to put his pride aside and let his little brother tutor him... or a stupid one. It's not my fault. Seriously, I'm not dumb. But I spent the whole day (2-10pm) studying L'Hopitals Rule and the Convergence of Improper Integrals. Calculus 2 sucks...

Trust me, if I could, I would get a different tutor. But I don't wanna put anyone through the pain my brother is gonna have to go through the next couple of days. Basically, I have to learn Cal 2 in about 4 days. Not just learn Cal 2... but ace it. See, if I don't get 90+ for Cal 2... then my 93 for Cal 1 is pointless! It just shows that I used to be smart.
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 12:23 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030721() {
  System.out.println("
 
AAaARGH! I can't study...
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 8:46 PM
  //
  }

} //end AnonamosEntries